Ever had braces?
Noooope. I was once told I could have them if I wanted so I said no fuck that and didn't have to have braces.

What would your super sentai/magical girl colour be? (If you don't know what they are, think Power Rangers and Sailor Moon)
Orange! This orange in fact. #ff8800. I've adopted it as my colour because of Homestuck Roleplay, but I think it would work as a my power ranger suit (admittedly to my knowledge there isn't an orange Power Ranger in which case I'd probably be Red) or poofy sailor skirt colour (shit I think that makes me Sailor Venus. Uh oh).

Confess me a bad/stupid habit you have.
So many. Probably the most obvious being my inability to go to sleep anywhere remotely normal or the fact I work out precisely when I need to leave to get somewhere on time (Exactly on time) and then only start getting ready to leave at that time. 

You receive a package and you can hear ticking from inside... do you open it?
Definitely. Way too curious and stupid not to. Also reasonably sure very few people want me dead.

When you write stories and/or characters, what's the first place you usually start? (e.g. characters, setting, plot; appearance, morals, angst)
No constant pattern. The story of Loan (Jar, Jazz etc) began with the idea of Jar, and sort of morphed out of that. Not really sure where/when the plot and setting came from... The story of Jonus began with (I'm pretty sure) reading crime novels and then trying to think how I would write one. In fact a lot of my ideas start with me reading something and it sparking ideas.

What was the first thing that inspired you to draw/write?
Books. Not sure what book though. Maybe the Redwall books. I know at least one of the first things I ever wrote was kind of a mix of Redwall and Narnia. Later on it was books like Terry Pratchett's Discworld series and the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe.

How many times can you say 'pad kid poured curd pulled cold' quickly before messing it up?
<1

Favourite vegetable?
Probably potato.

A zombie breaks in through your window right now! Quick, what's the first thing you grab to defend yourself? (On snap instinct, from your immediate vicinity)
Probably the empty bottle of wine. If it wasn't around I'd probably grab my metal water bottle.

My questions

1. Who is your favorite Diety?
2. Which is your favorite Religion? Why?
3. What is your favorite mythological creature?
4. Given free choice, what is one city you would absolutely love to live in for a year? For the rest of your life?
5. What is your favorite kind of tea?
6. Who was your hero when you were 10?
7. Who is your favorite fictional character lately? Of all time?
8. What was the first book you can remember reading?
9. What was the last book you read?
10. What is your favorite anime lately? Of all time?

My Tags:

's questions

1. What was an irrational fear you had when you were younger?
2. Have you ever broken a bone? (Yours or someone else's?)
3. Penguins or polar bears?
4. If you could transform into one animal, what would you pick?
5. Favourite footwear?
6. You are stuck in a public toilet stall without any toilet paper. No one you know is around, though maybe there are strangers. What do you do?
7. What languages or accents do you find particularly pleasing to listen to? (If any?)
8. Have you ever stolen something or wanted to steal something, and what was it?
9. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep, and why?
10. BUT WHO DID IT?

Whoa haven't done one of these in so long.

Not gonna post the rules because I'm way too lazy for that.

1. I'm still afraid of spiders. And the deep ocean. That sense of vast depth below me with no way to watch my back terrifies me. I believe this fear partially comes from a shitty 90s TV show called Surface (I'm really just guessing it's shitty cause no one but me seems to remember it).
2. My arm twice (falling on a cliff and falling down some stairs at my school while chasing someone). Also my leg/ankle once while clambering around the playground of that school during a reunion/performance thing. I still finished my big number on stage before going to Hospital because I am hardcore.
3. Penguins riding polar bears. That or Polar Bears wearing armour.
4. Bear. Which is also my Daemon.
5. Shoes.
6. Ask around, if no one is there change stalls if someone is there ask them to pass me some.
7. Uhmn. Some of the American ones for various reasons (southern is fun for instance), most of the UK particularly Irish. Plenty more as well but those are the main ones.
8. Well I've pirated and I think I once shoplifted some candy. I have certainly wanted to steal some things, particularly expensive screens or computers that I cannot yet afford.
9. Probably like 36 hours or so? Maybe a bit longer? The time I'm thinking of was New Years that flowed into quite a late night the next night (come to think of it that could easily have been more than 36). Other times have usually just been because I felt like it. Or was reading and didn't want to stop. Or was playing a game. Etc.
10. I stole the cookies. It was worth it.

Okay yeah, about time I made an announcement about this.

I recently (finally) set up my website will2bill.com. It's eventually going to be a sort of portfolio page of my work from all sorts of sources, here, dA, etc.


For now though it's an epic fanfiction based of Myself and a few of my lovely friends playing sBurb (that's right, self insert fanfic, we're going there). Lots of lovely people will be showing up many of whom you will know. Or should know if you don't cause they're really cool.

So far we have introduced four people and touched on a fifth and I have entered the medium (or died horribly, it is a mystery).

Also there is an RSS feed or a subscription button.

Enjoy!

- will2bill.com

Non-homestucks, you can go there and laugh at your crazy homestuck friends if you like.

See my poll: will2bill.deviantart.com/journ… and give me your opinion on whether you want me to roleplay these write ups (if any of you actually care that I do these), like last weeks manga write up only better. Possibly like this ones, I haven't decided yet.

Also want me to review Homestuck as I go (I don't know, a write up of the week's updates or something?

Welp...let's begin. (whoo second person Supernatural Roleplay, bring it on!)

Your name is Dean Winchester. You seem to be stuck in some kind of blank featureless room by a ghost. Or a demon. Or possibly a trickster. Frankly it's all part of the daily grind, you're getting pretty fed up with these antics. How are there even this many ghosts around? Don't people know when to die? You reflect that perhaps you are not really one to talk.

One of the walls in front of you flickers and texts appears on it. Your typical bloody ghost scrawl, nothing unusual.

The text reads: "Review or Die Dean Winchester."

Your roll your eyes and stretch back on the couch that conveniently materialised behind you. The ghost seems needy but whatever. Sam'll sort this shit out.

The wall flickers again and you see the first panel of a manga: "Nana to Kaoru"
Manga. Brilliant, you've got a weaboo ghost. On the other hand the woman on the page is highly attractive and adorned in such a way that even you would admit is pretty kinky. You think maybe this won't be so bad.
The series cuts straight into the Chick Flick stuff. You act macho in case Sam can see you but begin to pay closer attention.
Who is this strange frog looking boy and what is his connection to the attractive girl running with him.
This girl seems irrationally happy about the boys up coming play.
She seems to be laying it on fairly thick. You wonder if the dorky kid is as oblivious as Sam used to be. Ah...good old innocent Sam. You miss those days. Everythings all complicated now.
Cross dressing now? This manga gets kinkier by the page. Though you suppose pantomimes are probably a reasonable context for it, even if you are wearing fish net stockings.
This hot chick seems to be the beez neez. You reckon you can see why.
Kaoru's just your childhood friend? You have seen enough teen drama shows sitting around in dingy motel rooms waiting for nightfall to know where that leads. It's a practical gaurantee of future love.
You don't remember having a childhood friend like that. You got most of your loving in at the time. If you know what you mean. Which of course you do. You're the only one here.
Drama! You're gripping the seat of the couch. Her father? Who is this hitherto unmentioned man. You assume, you haven't actually read the rest of the series. But maybe you want to...
Oh the Dad is a layabout. You munch on the magically appearing popcorn.
Family issues. Your one weakness. A single manly tear rolls down your cheek as you watch the broken family interact.
You suppose that was okay. You were hoping for a bit more T&A given the cover picture, but you suppose that this was about character building or something. You try to pretend that you weren't moved by the girls family problems.

The next chapter flickers on to the screen. Vinland Saga Chapter 86.

Ah, a Norse focussed series. Perhaps this gives some clue to the nature of your captor. Could it be Loki up to his old tricks again. Definitely his sort of style.
You take a moment to try and acclimatise yourself to the change in art. This series looks so manly. Much more  appropriate to someone as manly as yourself.
A fight scene is underway. You're fit yourself but even you have to admit that the moves these characters are pulling are out of this world. The speed and flow of the battle is too fast for the illustrator to fully convey.
The fighters seem evenly matched. The younger appears to have the battle experience to match the elder's.
You wonder what two men of such apparent caliber are doing fighting on a farm.
So it seems do they.
The younger stumbles and the elder gains the upper hand.
Gardar is in danger! Whoever that is.
Gardar appears to be some kind of killer, murdering the elder warriors men.
He gives an impassioned speech defending his troops and decrying their loss. You feel you can appreciate where he comes from. Too easy are soldiers treated as expendable.
You wonder who you are meant to be rooting for.
Gardar is stabbed in the chest.
You suppose that puts rest to that. You reckon they should salt and burn the corpse to be safe, but no one ever seems to think of that.
See. Now he's gotten up again. Somehow.
His eyes are white, maybe he's possessed by a demon. You consider this to be highly likely.
The brave captain is captured and is being suffocated.
But is released when the girl talks to him.
Apparently he may still die. Could be wrong on the whole 'Demon' theory.
Gardar appears to be stoned...or something.
Then they all go off into the sunset.
Gardar was fighting for his family. You can understand the killings now. You would have done the same.
Then he died.
And they were found by soldiers I guess.
You enjoyed the fighting.

The screen flickers on to a manga called Yotsuba.

It's hard to adjust to the change from Viking warriors to children. There is no consistency whatsoever in this spirit's tastes.
That man is very tall. Taller een than Sam if the people around him are any way to judge.
This small child seems to be particularly excited about leaving on this camping trip. She is almost too adorable.
Some guy on a scooter shows up.
The child Yotsuba is not amused. Adorably so.
You haven't come across this much adorable since the last time you hung out with Cas.
"As always, Today is the most enjoyable day"
You reflect on that statement in connection with your life. There is a certain amount of disconnect.
You reflect sadly that your family never got happy road trips like that. Since almost before you can remember you've been on the road, but always riding from death to destruction. You try and remember far back to before, but all your memories are faded by pain.
Hah, the disliked guy gets to sit in the back.
Poor child is seriously upset.
Like a cat all puffed up.
This child is adorable. It bears repeating.
It makes you happy to see the child smiling. The tension and worry that you carry with you every day seems to lessen somewhat. You reflect that you fight to preserve happiness like this. This family is what you fight for.
You then shake yourself and stop yourself being so sappy.
You watch the children's awe and wonder and think about the times you have gone camping with Sam. Your life hasn't been all bad you guess.
Then the child fails at frisbee and you just have to laugh.

The next manga to flick up on screen is called Bleach. You think you remember hearing about this one. All about Spirits and Ghosts and the like, should be right up your alley.

Zombies. Now here's something you know about. Steak 'em in the graves with silver. Shouldn't be a problem.
There are rather a lot you suppose.
Or perhaps not. Resurrected by fire. This seems a bit different to your usual fair.
You wish you had a weapon that could resurrect everything you killed to fight for you. You'd have an unstoppable legion by this stage.
Death Gods eh. You suppose that this power makes sense for a death god to have, even if his opponent calls it ridiculous.
It appears that the man in question knows some of these corpses.
He reacts with no facial expression whatsoever. That might just be bad art though.
There's a bunch of talky crap about stuff the author made up. You're starting to suspect this has nothing to do with actual spirit law.
This villain just got cut in half.
You sure hope his opponent was the main character of the series or this will just be awkward.

Naruto now. Hopefully you are getting to the end. Sam should hurry the hell up.

Some kid is stalking to some...statutes? Apparently. You don't really know what this is all on about. Some kind of flashback.
Everyone's talking about Dumps. It's pretty strange really.
This whole interchange strikes you as pointless and unnecessary. What is even going on with these people?
Suddenly the dude has an arm again. And there's a bunch of other strange bodies around. Weird.
You guess this is a training montage as he gets his strength back.
The statue thing helped him go to save his friends Rin and Kakashi.
It's all very sweet and a little bit creepy considering he's wearing someone wrapped rather intimately around him.

Obito is a good boy.

As the last colour fanart fades from the screen, a picture of some whiny douchebag, Cas puts his hammer through the wall. You try to ignore the  innuendo and he helps you out. Ghosts doing their spacial shenanigans again. They'd taked you to the locked panic room below their house. Cas only just got to you in time. Sam was off burning the body. Which you are certain will work because it always works without fail.

You stop being Dean.
You are William again.
You mostly like what you read
You think the roleplay was pretty poorly done. You feel ashamed.

Best read while watching film (pretend it's rifftrax):

Stitch: What happens when you create a monster and have no idea what intimidation means.

Four eyed guy: Basically your average mad-scientist/total nerd.

I mean really, is there ONE of you who wouldn't make something like that if you could.

I like the giant ram shark guy.

How can you be bullet proof and vulnerable to needles.

Why would you make something bulletproof when your culture uses lasers?

Your guns are trained to respond to as much dna as is in saliva? ...seems like a dumb plan.

Whoa, now that's a blues brothers-esque number of police cars chasing. I approve completely.

Police cruisers have hyperdrive? WHY?

WHERE ARE THEY? What are you batman?

Oh right, the mosquito endangered thing. That made so much sense.

Mad scientist = Russian. Obviously. Stupid thing though, gives the Russians more credit than the Americans for their scientific achievements.

Oh hey, Hawaii.

Lilo. Your nose. HOW?

The art design on Lilo particularly really makes me think of Calvin and Hobbes for some reason. May just be the innocence she seems to represent.

That fat guy...who does he make me think of (the sunburn guy)?

Lilo has a CUNNING PLAN! No one will suspect a thing!

Sandwich day. Duh.

PUDGE IS YOUR GOD! OBEY HIM FOR HE IS LORD OF THE WEATHER!

Lilo knocked that white bitch down a peg. Like a boss.

Lilo is a total nerd.

Also loving the watercolours. Very nice.

NANI! Dem legs. HOW EVEN!

You are too gorgeous for this art style. Too the fanart mobile.

Okay...bad plan bad plan.

Bubbles. Basically Samuel L Jackson.

Or Ving Rhames. That works too.

That is one awesome voice. I mean damn. Also a nice suit. Am impressed.

Lilo...why you gotta be so voodoo. Social Workers don't understand us nerds.

Best sisters.

Still in awe of those legs. I mean...damn. Seriously.

Lilo: the reason why I want kids, the reason why I don't want to have kids.

God these two are adorable.

Lilo's pics of fat people. Cause...why the hell not.

Ahh why so adorable. "Oh no gravity"

Oh hai Stitch.

Oh hai truck hitting Stitch.

Oh my god a pet lobster would be awesome.

...of course he can randomly reshape his body.

EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE HAS AMAZING LEGS!

Even the pet store owner.

"That's not a real name...in Iceland. But here it's good."

Most pathetic bullies ever.

OH MY GOD HIS PROGRAMMING INCLUDES THE STEALING OF LEFT SHOES! He was designed to fight Discworld vampires!

Oh hey it's the token love interest! I like that there's a token love interest male instead of most (many) films where there is a token love interest female.

David apparently.

Lilo draws graphs for her dog. Awesome.

Hah no luck for you David.

Fired it is then. Admittedly her dog did maul a customer.

Sister has best reasons for everything. Damn vampire managers.

Ohana means family. Oh hai message of film.

HOW IS YOUR NOSE.

Sorry but it bears repeating.

She...she gave the hyperactive dog creature coffee....WHY?

"That's  from my blue period" Kid...you are way too old for your own good.

I WANT A DOG WHO MAKES BLANKET CITIES!

And then destroys them.

Awkward Stitch encounter is awkward.

Record player Stitch.

Model citizen in making Stitch.

Or...Elvis in making.

BEACH PARTY! WHY!

Well...that went horribly wrong.

Sad? Why not surf!

I'm going to assume the reason everyone has awesome legs is all the surfing.

Aww Stitch is having feels.

Hey drew bad sand fanart and now is sad.

And then he dro-oh wait no. Happy Disney. Right.

Seriously Bubbles, they were surfing. What the hell is your problem.

Also splitting sisters isn't necessarily the only way. I mean, they could always both be adopted. Or is that not a thing you can do.

I know, Bubbles can adopt them! Because of the hilarious.

Stitch cries at night? Holy crap that's sad. Why Disney, why do you do this to us.

Oh hai ugly duckling motif. Nice of you to subtly find your way into the narrative.

They were out at sea for that long? A whole night. I mean DAMN.

Then they were fired. Yeah, one of them is a deranged criminal mad scientist. Did you think this would work out for some reason?

Oh hey a real non-comic relief villain. The movie was needing one of those.

COMEDY FIGHT SCENE MONTAGE!

HOW DOES HE KNOW THE ELVI-oh wait, Elvis is an alien. I remember.

Wow...Plates shouldn't be such a powerful projectile weapon. I mean, they're not frying pans.

He...threw him through a wall.

Then hit him with a car.

And attacked him with a chainsaw.

...I like this alien's style of fighting.

And then the house exploded.

Good thing things are finally looking up.

Why didn't Nani just leave David with Lilo? I mean, logically it wouldn't help, but still.

Stitch, your ohana needs you!

Yeah this would be a bad rifftrax, I spend most of my time stating the obvious.

Aw Lilo's angry at Stitch. But it's okay, they were captured together, now they get to reconcile.

Holy crap stitch do you not even have a spine?

Lady, chill.

Oh hey they caught Stitch.

Dudes. You seriously do not want fuck with her. She has Sisterly AND Motherly instincts to fuck you up with.

or she will kneel and cry.

Whatever.

Oh hai Ohana message again.

I just fucking love how he gets out of bonds.

ROCKET SHIP!

Because Yussss.

Aww trapped sad Lilo.

Uhm....that...that ship...that ship is a LOT bigger.

Like whoa. Why was that even necessary.

Guess Ramsharkdude should've read the file on Stitch where he was PART FUCKING OCTOPUS before engagin on an attack mission.

...Mountains do not work like that.

Good bounce.

SAVE THE FROG!

Hah, Lilo drops in during the final act to guilt drip Stitch. Who procedes to drive a fuel truck into a volcano.

RATIONAL BEING WITH A BRAIN FASTER THAN A SUPERCOMPUTER LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!

He had to open the tank before it actually caught fire? Logic!

Also cute and fluffy.

Stitch saves everyone. Like a boss.

Oh David. You were so redundant.

Suck it sharkramguy you're fired.

Racist aliens. Jeez, just because he was an abomination created solely to destroy and explode shit you think he's evil or something.

LEGAL TECHNICALITY! The way all good Disney films are resolved.

I ship Bubbles and tall alien lady.

I wonder if Stitch is mortal?

Hah! Alien says the family has to stay together.

So...is Bubbles still CIA or what?

Oh right, former.

Dat new house.

Good dog. Best friend. (You get that, you get ALL OF THE HUGS)

Why does stitch have four arms when he's alone?

I also ship mad scientist and cyclops alien as a gay/eternal bachelor/timon and pumba-esque pairing. I approve this finishing montage.

Apparently David-Nani remains canon.

Good film. Bravo disney.

Their dad looks like a total dork.